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Screw Christmas. There. I said it.

Dec. 2nd, 2007 | 07:21 pm

Tomorrow is in fact the yearly celebration of a momentous occasion.  This lesser-known tradition has a long history dating back to the time Goebbels turned to Hitler during the invasion of Poland and asked why his underpants were in full view.  Goebbels had, in fact, walked out of his Gestapo boudoir that morning without realising that his jocks were on the outside of his pants.  To safe face, he thought it easier to declare that he was commemorating an ancient festival than admit to the Führer the mistake he had made.  Tomorrow I hope to see as many of you honoring this tradition as possible; we might not like the Nazi's, but I'll be damned if we celebrate the Queen’s birthday on a day that isn’t even her birthday and let slide this historic, underpants-related event.  

-A.G.

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